Western Wisdom
  • If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping a room with a mosquito.

  • Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but you should know what it was.

  • Sweat is a waste of whiskey....

  • I whisper, but my horse don't listen!

  • Ain't no way to practice gettin' hung!

  • Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day....

  • The wilder the colt — the better the horse....

  • To a cowboy dust is a protective covering....

  • Remember: Even a kick in the butt is a step forward...

  • The west is where water has the same value as blood

  • Whining is just anger pushed through a small hole....

  • Never cry over spilt milk — it could have been whiskey!

  • You've got to control yerself before you can control yer horse...

  • Worry is like a rocking horse, it's something to do that don't get you nowhere.