If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping a room with a mosquito.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but you should know what it was.

Sweat is a waste of whiskey....

I whisper, but my horse don't listen!

Ain't no way to practice gettin' hung!

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day....

The wilder the colt — the better the horse....

To a cowboy dust is a protective covering....

Remember: Even a kick in the butt is a step forward...

The west is where water has the same value as blood

Whining is just anger pushed through a small hole....

Never cry over spilt milk — it could have been whiskey!

You've got to control yerself before you can control yer horse...

Worry is like a rocking horse, it's something to do that don't get you nowhere.